Thursday, August 1, 2013

Sour Patch Kids

 

I think I've written about this topic before.   But it's been bothering me so much lately, that I figured I'd throw a blog post out there in order to vent a little bit. So, what's up with people these days?  I mean, they head out to school, and you talk maybe once a month, and every time they're like, "Yo, when I get back, we are so going to hang, dude."  And they get back and suddenly you don't exist.

And then they leave again, and they're like, "Man, why didn't we hang?  I miss you."  Or people tell you, "Oh my gosh, I haven't talked to you in forever, I really missed you.  How have you been?"

All I can think is just... "Like you really cared."

Am I just being bitter?  Or are people really... superficial?  I think it's the latter.  I mean, come on.  I see right through this masquerade of let's pretend to be friends or that we care because we just might see each other in public and I don't want it to be awkward BS.  I don't want a friendship for that.

I mean, my friend Mitch and I have been chilling like every night.  And it's a good time, just saying.  But I'm comfortable with where we're at because we're not hanging out to meet some sort of quota on how many hours we need to clock in with each other to feel okay about ourselves.  We hang out because we want to.  And GTA gets dull by yourself.

I guess all I'm saying is that you all need to just stop faking it.  Seriously.  Don't make me feel bad for not seeing you, or act like you give a poop when we see each other a month from now and you realize we never talk.  If you cared, you would know where I work right now.  I mean, how do you not know what I'm doing with my life right now, and still claim you care?  Just saying.

So, don't play games so you don't get perceived as shallow or fake or whatever... because you pretending to be my friend, by the way, is shallow and fake.  And it's totally cool.  I've completely accepted that I'm probably only going to have like two or three close friends in my life since I was in Junior High.  Really.

Beyond that, guys, don't get movies from Family Video.  They always skip or never play right, I swear.  Or maybe it's my DVD player.  I kinda got the good one mixed up with the bad one when I put this PC together and I didn't read the labels.  The front chunk of the CD-tray had more words on it, so I assumed it had more features, too.  Eh.

Also, if you steal a phone from someone, they can definitely track who you call, text, and what you do... so don't be that idiot who steals my girlfriend's mom's phone, and calls all their friends and family and their dog.  For real.

And for you dog lovers: Pomsky or Mini Husky?  Help me pick.  Thanks.

Question of the day:  Who do you think is my favorite President? :D Obama doesn't count because he's still in office, otherwise, y'know, I'd totally pick him... lol.